Buttons by Year

You’ll probably want to peruse the main buttons page, as it is much better organized.

1967-1968 (5)

Brown	BROWN POWER
Cornell	ABSORB THE RED
Colgate	HAPPY TOOTH BITES
Pembroke	PANDA POWER
URI	JAM THE RAM

1968-1969 (8)

Columbia	MACE THE LIONS
Cornell	REAP CORNELL
Dartmouth	GANG THE GREEN
Harvard	FLUSH THE JOHNS
Princeton	GAS THE ESSO B'S
Penn	PIGG PENN
Colgate	CREST
URI	SKEW THE EWE

1969-1970 (10)

Columbia	GOODBYE COLUMBIA
Cornell	BEET RED
Dartmouth	I'M CURIOUS GREEN
Harvard	'CLIFFE HANGERS
Princeton	PUT OUT THE CATS
Penn	BIC PENN
Yale	CURB YOUR DOG
Colgate	MFP
URI	RAM THE LAMB
Pembroke	PANDAMONIUM

1970-1971 (8)

Brown	BITE 'EM BEARS
Columbia	POWDER BLUE
Cornell	PASTURIZE CORNELL
Dartmouth	WHOMP 'EM
Harvard	PUSEY-LANIMOUS
Penn	THROW U.P.
Yale	{Picture of a fire hydrant}
URI	SHAVE THE WOOLIES

1971-1972 (9)

Columbia	LAY IT ON THE LION
Cornell	AGGIE-PUNCTURE
Dartmouth	POP THE GREENIES
Harvard	CLOG THE JOHNS
Princeton	PUSSY-FOOTERS
Penn	KNOCK U.P.
Yale	ALTER THE DOG
Colgate	PASTE 'EM
URI	FLOCK U.

1972-1973 (9)

Columbia	DICK THE LION-HEARTED
Cornell	BEAT THE REAPERS
Dartmouth	MOW THE GREEN
Harvard	BOK BIER
Princeton	FRITZ THE CAT
Penn	SHOOT UP
Yale	PENALIZE ELI’S
Holy Cross	EXORCIZE ’EM
URI	BUTTON THE MUTTON

1973-1974 (9)

Columbia	BROWN-OUT COLUMBIA
Cornell	POUND EZRA
Dartmouth	SEED THE GREEN
Harvard	RECYCLE THE CANTABS
Princeton	KITTY KITTY BANG BANG
Penn	QUAKER OAFS
Yale	{A lock with BROWN on it}
Holy Cross	NAIL 'EM
URI	SCREW EWE

1974-1975 (8)

Columbia	PLUCK THE DANDY LIONS
Cornell	{2 perpendicular ears of corn}
Dartmouth	GREENSLEAZE
Harvard	BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY
Princeton	LICK THE PUSSIES
Penn	U.P. CHUCK
Yale	ELI’S COMING
URI	URI-AH (S)HEEP

1975-1976 (8)

Columbia	SWALLOW THE PRIDE
Cornell	CORN(ELL) SHUCKS
Dartmouth	BANG GANG-GREEN
Harvard	HARVARD BEATS
Princeton	CIAO! CIAO! CIAO!
Penn	BALL . PENN
Yale	SPAY THE DOG
Holy Cross	BREAK THEIR RHYTHM

1976-1977 (9)

Columbia	S.U.N.Y. HARLEM
Cornell	UDDER DESTRUCTION
Dartmouth	GREEN AND BEAR IT
Harvard	MOUNT THE CLIFFIES
Princeton	SQUEEZE THE ORANGE
Penn	DRILL QUAKER STATE
Yale	STRIP THEIR BARK
Holy Cross	KICK THE HABIT
URI	CRAMETTE

1977-1978 (9)

Columbia	SMOKE COLUMBIA
Cornell	CHEW BIG RED
Dartmouth	HAND OVER NEW HAMPSHIRE
Harvard	LAMPOON HARVARD
Princeton	SQUEEZE THE PUSS
Penn	PENN DEMONIUM
Yale	DITCH THE BITCH
Holy Cross	BEAR THE CROSS
URI	MUD IN U.R.I.

1978-1979 (10)

Brown	EVER TRUE TO BROWN
Columbia	HOOK LION & SINK ’ER
Cornell	RED DIE (NO. 2)
Dartmouth	TOSS THE GREENS
Harvard	BURN THE BRIGIANS
Princeton	CAT ASS TROPHY
Penn	BLOW U.P.
Yale	POUND ’EM
Holy Cross	ALTAR ’EM
URI	EWE LOSE

1979-1980 (9)

Columbia	NO PRIDE
Cornell	APOCALYPSE COW
Dartmouth	SHUT D’MOUTH
Harvard	VERI TAS TY
Princeton	STOP MEN O’PAWS
Penn	POISON PENN
Yale	HUSH THE PUPPIES
Holy Cross	KNOCK WORCESTER
URI	LACK OF RAM

1980-1981 (10)

Bucknell	THE BUCK STOPS HERE
Columbia	STAND ON LION
Cornell	GET THE RED OUT
Dartmouth	BLOW DART
Harvard	PLUNGE THE JOHNS
Princeton	BELT THE PUSS
Penn	PENN MEN SLIP
Yale	BAG THE DOGGIE
Holy Cross	EASY LAITY
URI	SHACKLE RAM

1981-1982 (10)

Columbia	WEST SIDE GORY
Cornell	PART THE RED C
Dartmouth	BELITTLE GREEN MEN
Harvard	CRIMSON TIED
Princeton	SUBORDINATE CLAWS
Penn	POLLY WANTS A QUAKER
Yale	CURB THE DOGS
Army	NUKE ARMY
Holy Cross	MASS DESTRUCTION
URI	BATTER THE RAMS

1982-1983 (11)

Brown	14 [number of stars Brown received in the '82 Fiske Guide to Colleges. Meant to be worn alongside the '82 Harvard button]
Columbia	QUEENS OF THE JUNGLE
Cornell	POUND EZRA
Dartmouth	WINTER CARNIVORES
Harvard	12 [number of stars Harvard received in the '82 Fiske Guide to Colleges. Meant to be worn alongside the '82 Brown button]
Princeton	NEW JERSEY TECH
Penn	THREE PENNY OPERATORS
Yale	CUR TAILED
Holy Cross	HOT CROSS NUNS
URI	RAM BANNED
William and Mary	BLOODY MARY

1983-1984 (10)

Columbia	SHUTTLE COLUMBIA
Cornell	S'TAMP ON RED
Dartmouth	IT'S SO EASY BEATING GREEN
Harvard	HARD ON YARD
Princeton	KITTY KITTY BANG BANG
Penn	ERASABLE PENN
Yale	TIDY THE BOWL
Holy Cross	MALICE TOWARD NUN
Penn State	WHAT -- ME WORRY?
URI	WHAM BAM THANK EWE RAM

1984-1985 (9)

Columbia	MORNINGSIDE SICKNESS
Cornell	ITHACA THUCKTH
Dartmouth	RALLY ON THE GREEN
Harvard	FIGHT HARVARD FIERCELY
Princeton	LINES OF TIGERS AND BEARS (OH MY!)
Penn	PENN IS ENVY
Yale	YALE LOCKED
Holy Cross	T.D. ’EM
URI	EWE? NIX!

1985-1986 (11)

Brown	BROWN FOREVERMORE
Columbia	KING OF THE LEAST
Cornell	THIS CUD’S FOR YOU
Dartmouth	WASHING DOWN D.C.
Harvard	COOP d’ETAT
Princeton	OLD NAUSEA
Penn	BEARS EAT OATS
Yale	STRIKE AT YALE
Holy Cross	LACK OF VIRGIN (HEY!)
Richmond	HARLOT’S WEB
URI	RHODE PIZZA

1986-1987 (10)

Columbia	POP A SMURF
Cornell	BETTER DEAD THAN RED
Dartmouth	HUMP D DUMP D
Harvard	BROWN-BAND IN BOSTON
Princeton	FELINE MIGNON
Penn	KNOCK U.P.
Yale	PUPPY, CIAO!
Colgate	COLGATE PUMPS
Holy Cross	GET A PIECE OF THE FROCK
URI	RAM ALUM: A DING DONG

1987-1988 (11)

Brown	GO, YOU BEARS!
Columbia	TENDERLIONS
Cornell	CORN HELL
Dartmouth	FOR LORNE GREEN
Harvard	BOK ITCH [Harvard’s President]
Princeton	PURR SNATCHERS
Penn	DO PENN AUNTS
Yale	BLUE JOB
Holy Cross	NUN THE LESS
Lehigh	LE HIGH SCHOOL
URI	RHODE TO NOWHERE

1988-1989 (11)

Brown	CRUSH THEM DOWN FOR BRUNO AND FOR BROWN
Columbia	MANELION IN VAIN
Cornell	UDDER HELL
Dartmouth	DARTMOUTH GREEN.. But Their Sheep Experienced!
Harvard	MOW THE YARD
Princeton	BEAR DOWN ON THE PUSSIES
Penn	PENN’S TRIPE SUITS
Yale	BLUE? BIERED
Holy Cross	GOT A HANGNAIL?
Maine	DISMEMBER THE MAINE
URI	URINULL

1989-1990 (11)

Brown	BRUNO: NUMERO UNO!
Columbia	LION DOWN
Cornell	RED MEAT
Dartmouth	SMOKE GREEN
Harvard	BROWN THE CRIMSON
Princeton	PRINSTUNNED
Penn	SCHUYL KILL
Yale	MOON BLUE
Colgate	PASTE COLGATE
Holy Cross	ROCK AROUND THE FROCK
URI	CHOP LAMB

1990-1991 (11)

Brown	BRUISE 'EM BRUINS
Columbia	IF I'M LION I'M DYIN'
Cornell	RED RED WHINE
Dartmouth	EAT YOUR GREENS
Harvard	CRIMSON MISDEMEANORS
Princeton	TIGRIS YOU FRAIDES
Penn	BEAT PEN’N STATE
Yale	BLUE CHUNKS
Fordham	FORDHAM?
Holy Cross	ON YOUR KNEES
URI	RAMSES: ONE SIZE FITS SMALL

1991-1992 (11)

Brown	BOW DOWN TO BROWN
Columbia	PUNTS DE LION
Cornell	NO MORE SHEEP SHOTS
Dartmouth	GREEN PIECES
Harvard	KNEEL RUDENSTINE [Harvard’s President]
Princeton	ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU GO TO BROWN?
Penn	UNI BALL PENN
Yale	AHH, NEW HAVEN
Holy Cross	REPEL THE INFIDELS
Marshall	L [in script font, Laverne = Penny Marhshall]
URI	SILENCE OF THE RAMS

1992-1993 (11)

Brown	THE BEAR IS BACK
Bucknell	THE BUCK STOPS HERE
Columbia	LION IS A SIN
Cornell	PART THE RED C
Dartmouth	GREEN DREGS AND LAMB
Harvard	HARVARD SQUARES
Princeton	FIX THE CATS
Penn	STAKE PHILLY
Yale	EAT SCHMIDT AND DIE [Schmidt was Yale’s President]
Lehigh	O LITTLE TEAM FROM BETHLEHEM
William and Mary	DIE ’ə TRIBE

1993-1994 (11)

Brown	GREGORIAN CHAMPS
Bucknell	BUCK KNEEL
Columbia	HUDSON SORE
Cornell	RED RUM RED RUM [as read in a mirror]
Dartmouth	MUTT’N RUNNY
Harvard	HAARDVARK
Princeton	SHOW US YOU’RE A TIGER
Penn	QUAKER OAFS
Yale	NO SCHMIDT
Lehigh	LITTLE ENGINEER THAT COULDN’T
URI	RAM SHACKLED

1994-1995 (11)

Brown	MIRACLE WHIPPLE
Columbia	BRUNO’S MANE COURSE
Cornell	ITHACA COW LEDGE
Dartmouth	WHO's AFRAID OF THE BIG GREEN SHEEP?
Harvard	HARVARD SHARDS
Princeton	MEOW NIX
Penn	STATE PENN
Yale	LITTLE BOYS BLUE
Colgate	DEAD RAIDERS
Holy Cross	HOLY CROSS, BATMAN!
URI	BRUNO HAD A LITTLE RAM

1995-1996 (11)

Brown	BROWN BEAR, WE HEAR YOU GROWLING
Columbia	WEST SIDE GORY
Cornell	9.8 m/s 2 [Speed at which things fall into the gorge]
Dartmouth	SHEEP THRILLS
Harvard	GO YALE
Princeton	BUT DADDY, I WANNA WIN
Penn	QUAKER? I HARDLY KNOW 'ER!
Yale	DOGGIE BAGGED
Colgate	PASTE MAKES WASTE
Holy Cross	GET THEE TO A NUNNERY
URI	RHODE KILL

1996-1997 (11)

Brown	VAN WICKLE GREATS
Columbia	DAM DA LIONS
Cornell	CLIFF HANGERS
Dartmouth	WHAT’S THE CURE FOR A HANOVER?
Harvard	CRIMSON DIED
Princeton	CAT ’N TONIC
Penn	POOR RICHARD’S ACADEMIA
Yale	ELI MINATE YALE
Colgate	BRUSH ASIDE COLGATE
Fordham	RUMBLE IN THE BRONX
URI	RAM LITTLE RHODY

1997-1998 (11)

Brown	BEAR FLAIR
Columbia	¿DÓNDE ESTÁ JUAN VALDEZ?
Cornell	HERE'S MY LUGGAGE
Dartmouth	FUN WITH FLEECE
Harvard	GATES UNIVERSITY
Princeton	THERE'S NO PLACE AT HOME
Penn	U.P. YOURS
Yale	PUP SMEAR
Fordham	HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY?
Lafayette	LAFAYETTE, WE ARE HERE!
URI	I M U

1998-1999 (11)

Brown	GETIN' JIG-GEE WITH IT
Columbia	CHUCK FULL OF NUTS
Cornell	CREAM CORN
Dartmouth	HANOVER THE SHEEP
Harvard	R
Princeton	LOOK! DADDY BOUGHT A NEW STADIUM
Penn	U PENN WE PENCIL
Yale	NEW HAVEN OLD DUMP
Fordham	GMC BACON
Lafayette	THIS SPACE FOR RENT
URI	URI N' TROUBLE

1999-2000 (11)

Brown	Divine Providence
Columbia	Lions are clobbered by bears! Oh my!
Cornell	www.motel6.edu
Dartmouth	Co-Ed
Harvard	Harvard is run by Radcliffe
Princeton	Daddy, my knees hurt!
Penn	Spankin’ Franklin
Yale	Skull and boneheads
Fordham	For dumb students
Lafayette	Who the L are U?
URI	Insufficient ram

2000-2001 (12)

Brown	SHEILA, PRINCESS OF POWER
Columbia	116th AND DAMN! [Columbia is located at 116th and AmsterDAMN]
Cornell	C is for Cornell, it’s Good Enough for U
Dartmouth	BETA ETA SHEEP
Harvard	HARVARD MARRED
Hockey	BRUNO PUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT
Princeton	NUDEr THE CATS
Penn	PENN IS ENVY
Yale	DOG IS DEAD
Fordham	FORgetabouDHAM
URI	URIPTAFART
San Diego	DUDE!

2001-2002 (11)

Brown	Dr. Ruth Can Help You
Columbia	New York Shitty [this was never handed out]
Cornell	Ask Me About Free Parachutes
Dartmouth	Duck Fartmouth
Harvard	Big Drum Small Stick
Princeton	Tiger, the Totally White Meat
Penn	Franklin my Dear, I don’t give a Damn
Yale	Is Our Children Learning?
Fordham	Convert This!
URI	URIne for a treat
San Diego	Bruno’s Excellent Adventure

2002-2003 (11)

Brown	SPECIAL BROWNIES
Columbia	LIONS OF COKE
Cornell	STUDENTS CHECK IN, THEY DON’T CHECK OUT
Dartmouth	FLOCK STRAP
Harvard	I Received HONORS for WEARING This Button
Princeton	DADDY, MY {donkey} HURTS
Penn	BROTHERLY SHOVE IT
Towson	Got Crabs?
Yale	Handsome Dan LICKS HIMSELF
Fordham	WE COVET YOUR NEIGHBORS’ WIVES
URI	WE’RE VOTING YOU OFF THE ISLAND

2003-2004 (11)

Brown	Brown is my Anti-Anti-Drug
Columbia	Self Important Little Creatures
Cornell	Congratulations on Being Accepted into Cornell University
Dartmouth	That’s not how you use Mint Jelly!
Harvard	Ask Me About Being a Prick
Princeton	Canon in A Minor
Penn	What’s Blue and Red and Sinks to the Bottom of the Ivy League?
Yale	Every Time You Say Yale University, God Kills a Puppy
UAlbany	Harvard Sucks
Fordham	Self Important Little Preachers
URI	URInation

2004-2005 (12)

Brown	Reserving the Right to Arm Bears
Columbia	Smack Daddies
Cornell	Fall a Little Longer with Big Red
Dartmouth	Beer: It’s What’s For Breakfast
Harvard	Poupon U
Hockey	Puck ‘er? I hardly know ‘er!
Princeton	Metuchen U
Penn	Hippie Eye for the Quaker Guy
Yale	Keeping the “White” in the White House
UAlbany	Grate the Danes
Fordham	God Called--He Said, Thou Sucketh
URI	URIne Love

2005-2006 (11)

Brown	If It Ain’t Pem-broke [word is broken in half], Don’t Fix It
Columbia	Hold On, I’m CUMB-ing
Cornell	The Big Red Roof Inn
Dartmouth	Ewe Shook Me All Night Long
Harvard	Veritas Your Salad
Princeton	The University Formerly Known as Prince ton
Penn	Tiny Penn Is {Picture of Yoda}
Yale	Smoke the Yale Bowl
Fordham	Bronxitis
Georgetown	JesuWHAT?
URI	Rhode Head

2006-2007 (11)

Brown	{Blank brown button}
Columbia	Thank You!
Cornell	Go Clarkson!
Dartmouth	Internal Bleating
Harvard	Here’s a silver spoon...
Princeton	Halloween called: it wants its colors back.
Penn	SUCK MY BIC
Yale	Grade Inflation: No Child Left Behind
Georgetown	Ask Us About Free Condoms
Holy Cross	Holy Crap
URI	Hi neighbor, have a ‘Gansett?

2007-2008 (12)

Brown	Smokey the Bear
Columbia	Rotten to the Core Curriculum
Cornell	In Soviet Russia, Football Sucks at You
Dartmouth	It’s Drinkin’ Time!
Harvard	Step 1: Remove Stick From {picture of a donkey}
Hockey	BONESAW!
Princeton	Accepting Minorites since 1992
Penn	Quaker In Fear
Yale	George W. Bush Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good
Duquesne	DUQUESNE SUQUES
Holy Cross	And on the 7th day, God got wasted.
URI	In a Fight Between a Bear and an Anchor, a Bear Would Win

2008-2009 (11)

Brown	The Ivy 9 out of 10 Dirty Hippies Prefer
Columbia	SUNY Bogotà
Cornell	$250/Night “Ivy League” Education: Priceless
Dartmouth	OMG they killed Keggy! You bastards!
Harvard	It’s Not the Size of the Drum, It’s How You Bang It
Princeton	I can haz trust fund now plz?
Penn	I Got 6 Credits for Wearing this Button
Yale	GET OUT OF YALE FREE CARD
Holy Cross	Turning Water into Franzia since 0000
Stony Brook	Our Island is Longer Where it Counts
URI	Todays Special at the Butt: Tossed Salad

2009-2010 (11)

Brown	Stimulating packages since 1794
Columbia	¿Qué pasa, Mufasa?
Cornell	Testing the value of g since 1865
Dartmouth	Baa Means No
Harvard	Harvard, the McGill of the South
Princeton	New Jersey: America’s Litter Box
Penn	Oatmeal: Cereal’s Ugly Sister
Yale	Yuck. Fail.
Holy Cross	How many Catholics does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Stony Brook	Seawolves: Prepared for Global Warming
URI	2 Schools, 1 Cup

2010-2011 (11)

Brown	Sex/No Commitment
Columbia	If I only had the nerve.
Cornell	If it’s big and red, it’s probably infected.
Dartmouth	Est. 1769
Harvard	Sponsored by Tampax
Princeton	I thought WASPs were yellow and black!
Penn	{Picture of a bag with a superimposed D}
Yale	Why did I choose Yale?
Holy Cross	Resurrectile Dysfunction
Stony Brook	Gurgle Woof Gurgle
URI	U of and Providence Plantations

2011-2012 (12)

Brown	We’re Happy and We Know It.
Hockey	RUBBER PUCKS AND LIQUOR!
Columbia	Columbia, a Free Drug Zone
Cornell	Where my hoes at? {Picture of a garden hoe}
Dartmouth	The voice of one crying in the wilderness. [Dartmouth’s Motto]
Harvard	The Anti-Social Network
Princeton	Don’t Pump Gas, Pump Fists.
Penn	It’s Always Shitty in Philadelphia
Yale	Skull & Boners
Holy Cross	“I’ll be back.” {picture of Terminator Jesus}
Stony Brook	Sea Wolf, Sea Wolf Lose
URI	So Governor Cup I Did!

2012-2013 (11)

Brown	Pax Brunonia
Columbia	Give The Ball To Brown
Cornell	Ballin’ Like Stalin {picture of Stalin}
Dartmouth	Girl Look at that Baaaady
Harvard	$69 Billion Left and Harvard Still Sucks
Princeton	Please Select Your Race: []White []Caucasian []European
Penn	My dad went to Penn and all I got was this acceptance letter.
Yale	So Governor Bush I Did!
Georgetown	Hoya Suxa
Holy Cross	Abstinence: Works 99.999% of the time
URI	What What in the Butt

2013-2014 (12)

Brown	We are concentrated {Br U No spelled in chemical element symbols}
Hockey	Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve
Columbia	How many Columbia students does it take to see a light bulb?
Cornell	{Picture of Clifford the Big Red Dog}
Dartmouth	Granite of New Hampshire in their muscles and their brains
Harvard	We’re better endowed where it counts.
Princeton	Princeton University: Riding the Dinky since 1865
Penn	{Picture of Penn Insignia with Scumbag Steve Hat}
Yale	Bullshit Dogs
Bryant	Tupper? I hardly know ‘er. {picture of Shakespeare}
Georgetown	What? Rocks?
URI	UR {√-1}

2014-2015 (12)

Brown	250 {Elrod leaning on bass drum “0”}
Hockey	The Cutting Edge 4: Bruno’s Revenge
Columbia	Winning? Too mainstream.
Cornell	I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is less Cornell.
Dartmouth	Worst Hanover I ever had
Harvard	{Lowercase letter “h” in Comic Sans font}
Princeton	If it’s orange and from New Jersey, it’s probably a douchebag.
Penn	Join the Penn ‘15 club
Yale	Save the Yales
Georgetown	Curious Georgetown {Image of Curious George}
Holy Cross	{Cross made of swiss cheese}
URI	Think do. We big.

2015-2016 (12)

Brown	"Ivy League Champions of Fun"
Hockey	I Went to a Fight and a Hockey Game Broke Out
Columbia	Where?
Cornell	Big Red What?
Dartmouth	Life's Hard When Your Liquor Isn't
Harvard	Crimson Chins
Holy Cross	We're also waiting for a second coming.
Princeton	Plaid Pattern
Penn	Penn Island
Yale	Go Directly to Yale
Bryant	You Can Have Perkins Back
URI	U R Pumpernickel

2016-2017 (12)

Brown	Everclear to Bowrn
Hockey	Hello My Name is Sandwich Girl
Columbia	{Building}
Cornell	Taking the Culture out of Agriculture
Dartmouth	Alcohol May Impair Judgement
Harvard	Legally Bland
Princeton	Everything Is Legal in New Jersey (except pumping your own gas)
Penn	Wharton Hears a Who
Yale	Who Likes Their Belly Rubs?
Bryant	Your Mascot Likes It Slobbery
Stetson	Hatters Gonna Hat
URI	UTI

2017-2018 (12)

Brown	Blueno
Hockey	Give Them Nothing!!!!
Columbia	How do I get to Bogotá from here?
Cornell	Why so hostel?
Dartmouth	Big Green Monsters
Harvard	Weed, Not Tweed
Princeton	Ted Cruz ’92 is the Zodiac Killer
Stetson	Please clap. {picture of Jeb Bush}
Penn	You Don’t Deserve Joe Biden
Yale	You’ve Got Yale {iOS Mail app icon with 1 unread email}
Bryant	Brie Ant
URI	“why is rhode island nor a road or an island” @justinbieber

2018-2019 (12)

Brown	We take marching band S/NC
Hockey	IT’S HOCKEY O’ CLOCKY!
Columbia	Concrete jungle where dreams go to die
Cornell	Ithicca
Dartmouth	Four legs good, two legs baaaad...
Harvard	UMass Cambridge
Princeton	My father will hear about this {Draco Malfoy}
Penn	Alternative fact: Penn is a great university
Yale	Yale {Pit Bull}
Cal Poly	FR E SH A VACA DO
Georgetown	{rock from adventure time}
URI	[redacted]

2019-2020 (13)

Brown	So-called “elite university” located in rhode island
Caroling	Shhhh, it’s a library
Hockey	hickey
Columbia	Columbia university {sportswear logo}
Cornell	City folk just don’t get it
Dartmouth	Doot Moot {skull playing trumpet}
Harvard	{veritas wearing airpods}
Princeton	Ours is bigger {Brown’s SciLi and Princeton’s Math Department}
Penn	Ben Penn {Ben Franklin dressed as Ben 10}
Yale	Yell, but in a southern accent
Bryant	Bad Luck Bryant
Holy Cross	Nailed It!
URI	uwuri

2020-2021 (13)

Brown	{Untitled Lamp/Bear “Blueno”}
Caroling	Angels, we have heard, are high
Hockey	Puck the Band
Columbia	Rowbia/Columbia {Spreadsheet/Table}
Cornell	Shhh, the chickens are taking an exam
Dartmouth	I am once again asking if Vermont is in New Hampshire {Bernie Sanders}
Harvard	Quinnipiac Rejects
Princeton	Pee is for Princeton
Penn	no, U penn
Yale	Sard Yale
Bryant	B {picture of percussionist Ryan Burnett} t
Holy Cross	"On the 69th day God said, 'Let there be Band,' and it was lit"
URI	UR Mom

2021-2022 (13)

URI	You Are I {two spidermen pointing at each other meme}
Harvard	HARBOR EDUCATED {sailboat}
Bryant	I can’t believe we got Fulton in the divorce
Colgate	haha teeth {picture of teeth}
Princeton	{Netflix’s Tiger King with tiger print background}
Cornell	“I am forbidden from commenting on Cornell, its neighboring institutions, and the beautiful city of Ithaca.”
Penn	“Bad things happen in Philadelphia” — Donald Trump, Class of ‘68
Yale	You put the “Eli” in elitist
Brown	Brown gives no formal grades, nor does it teach anything
Columbia	columbia band has left the chat
Dartmouth	I do not like green eggs and Hanover
Caroling	[2011 Facebook post by Brown Assistant Director of Athletics John Diamond] Hehe snow in my face
Hockey	[handwritten in purple on lined paper] I LOVE UNCRUSTABLES

2022-2023 (13)

Bryant	Providence wasn’t big enough for the both of us
Harvard	Zuck Off
Brown	The Brown Conservatory: Wildlife in Every Dorm!
URI	Governor’s Erlenmeyer Flask {Picture of Erlenmeyer Flask}
CCSU	Your mascot does not offer comparable care to the Brown Student Health Insurance Program.
Princeton	“I plan on building a large, phallic rocket one day.” — Jeff Bezos ‘86 {Picture of New Shepard rocket}
Cornell	Ask me how I know the Cornell AD is into {CENSORED}
Penn	Get Bageled
Yale	we came [blank space with a blank space below it so it matches Yale’s “I came because of the Yale band” button]
Columbia	404 ERROR: Band Not Found
Hockey	I’m Here For The Homoerotic Tension
Dartmouth	{Picture of the Surgeon General's Alcohol Warning}
Caroling	You wouldn't play in a library

2023-2024 (13)

Bryant	Screaming, Bryant, Throwing Up
Brown	{2016 Twitter post by Ben Shapiro} Brown University is legitimately the stupidest place in America.
Harvard	We Cambridge in your Mass
CCSU	Northern Nonnecticut Nate Nooniversity
URI	{Valentine's Day Sweetheart} UR Mine
Princeton	{On tiger stripes} Stripes are so Last Season {sassy painted nail emoji}
Cornell	Big Red Sus {red Amongus character}
Penn	She Philly my Delphi till I A
Yale	Most handsome Yale student {picture of Handsome Dan}
Columbia	Why you always lion?
Dartmouth	What dart mouth do?
Hockey	Big Stick Energy
Caroling	{Snowflakes in background} Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Grinch

2024-2025 (13)

Georgetown	{Face of Bass Drum Player George Chudley} Town
Bryant	{Bryan from Family Guy getting hit by a Prius}
Brown	{Picture of the Perelman Arts District Map} Perelman Arts University
Harvard	{Picture of Turnitin 100% Plagiarism Match}
URI	{Photo of Terminator} The Urinator
Princeton	Ivy Madness 90 - 81 {Photo of Xavian Lee, Princeton Point Guard 2024}
Cornell	Nice Mascot, How Original
Penn	{Donald Trump 2023 Mugshot}
Yale	I Got that Dog in Me {Picture of Handsome Dan}
Columbia	Long Live the King {Photo of Mufasa Falling off Cliff}
Dartmouth	Green Kegs and Lamb
Hockey	Watch Out! The Ice is Slippery!
Caroling	So Much for a Silent Night!